contacts again...

a little exchange at work:

me: good day to you miss...
lady: what did I miss?
me: I would like you to have a good day madam...
lady: oh... hey... you look different, where are your glasses, are you wearing contacts?
me: I am indeed
lady: well, okay. you look good with the contacts.
me: thank you... you know I don't have much of a choice, this is my face without glasses or contacts.

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"What did I miss" ahah.

Do you think she was trying to hit on you? You totally killed it. But also, clearly she's more of a madam than a miss, so maybe this is a good thing.

sadly, I was not being hit on. And even if I was, I would have totally killed it.

this reminds me of a similarly funny story.

i called my registrar about renewing my domain name, etc. and the first thing the guy on the phone says is "what's your domain name?"
"like the wind dot ca," i say.
"it's ok if you don't want to tell me," he says.
"oh i'm sorry," i reply. "did you not hear me? -"
"no i did. i was making a joke."

you totally killed it.

hmmm... couldn't have been that bad. he did ask you for your name, address and phone #? right?

no, we never got the far. the killing was excessive.

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