jaadu hai

dont’ make that face, you’ll scare your mirror…

it’s taken enough abuse already…

To all people who speak a language other than English: Ramadan Mubarak.

To all people who only speak English: Ramadabadaman Mubarak.

(No, I don’t mean to make fun of Ramadan, I’m just spelling it as I would visualize George Bush saying it).

Hello, what is this?

An idea, a thought.

A thought? How can that be? Could it be my own? I haven’t been thinking for a long time. What can explain the presence of this thought?

I am confused, bewildered and even more confused than the first confused in this sentence.

I have seen this somewhere before. Great, now I have to google my mind. As if being confused wasn’t bad enough.

Found. I saw this in a cartoon, an idea in a cartoon.

That’s right, I turned on a light bulb.

Wasn’t me after all.

adnan: I’ve spent more money on you than you’d like to think…
adnan: actually than I’d like to think…
adnan: it’s hurting my head just thinking about it…

person: i thought u would give me a better option
person: u being a computer whiz and all
person: and ure smooth way with women
adnan: my smooth way with women for sure…
adnan: that’s why they all slide away…
adnan: far away

wow, your hair look gorgeous!! now all you need is a good face to go with it…

“hey, that was mean!”

“oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be mean, I just meant to be rude…”

someday I intend to do something productive…

today is not that day, tommorow won’t be either…

but someday… and eventually I’ll make a post which has real meaning…

of course I’ve forgotten the real meaning of real meaning…

I need actors for my new movie:

Lord of the Onion Rings : Return of the Burger King

I kept staring at the moon today as I walked to my car from the subway station.
It looked as if someone glued it to the sky. Looked so fake.

It made me wonder, if the universe is moving towards a state of entropy, why is it that there is so much order?

Main pal do pal ka shaayar hu, pal do pal meri kahaani hai
Pal do pal meri hasti hai, pal do pal meri jawaani hai
Main pal do pal ka shaayar hu…

Mujhse pehle kitne shaayar, aaye aur aakar chale gaye
Kuchh aahein bhar kar laut gaye, kuchh naghme gaakar chale gaye
Woh bhi ek pal ka qissa thay, main bhi ek pal ka qissa hu
Kal tumse juda ho jaaunga, woh aaj tumhaara hissa hu
Main pal do pal ka shaayar hu

Kal aur aayenge naghmo ki, khilti kaliya chun-ne waale
Mujhse behtar kehne waale, tumse behtar sun-ne waale
Kal koyi mujhko yaad kare, kyu koyi mujhko yaad kare
Mashruf zamaana mere liye, kyu waqt apna barbaad kare
Main pal do pal ka shaayar hu

Song sung by Mukesh, in the film Khabi Khabi.

My favourite part being:
Kal koyi mujhko yaad kare, kyu koyi mujhko yaad kare
Mashruf zamaana mere liye, kyu waqt apna barbaad kare

I voted today.

I drove into the public school, well I actaully parked the car in the parking lot.
Then I made my way to the gym, where the polling stations were setup.

I registered myself, because I wasn’t registered before. Then headed off to the box where I’m supposed to put my ballot. The lady there handed me the ballot, it was folded. While she was explaining to me what I was supposed to do, I started doing what any other normal human being would do with a folded piece of paper, I started to unfold it. I was quick told not to do so in front of them. It’s my first time I told them. I had to go to this place where I could vote without anyone seeing who I vote for. So I did. I came back and put my vote in the box.

All done, my first time voting for anything political.
I changed my decision, I posted a few days ago that I would vote liberal in hopes of ousting the PC MP in my riding. But then that would be really throwing my vote away, if I didn’t vote for who I wanted to vote for. I wanted to vote for someone, not against someone. So I voted NDP. I don’t care if the PC candidate wins again here as long I gave my vote to the party I wanted to.

Now when I see the tabulated results in my riding, the number beside the candidate I voted for will include my vote. that’s neat.