Year2004

bourne

This one I’m going to watch

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_bourne_supremacy/

work

boss: why haven’t you done your work?
adnan: the only way you can force me to work is if you stop paying me, and if you stop paying me I’ll quit.

killing

person 1 : you should start marketing that idea, you’d make a killing!
adnan : isn’t that what got me in jail in the first place?

stupid

being stupid is easy,
just watch me.

impossible?

In response to Adidas:
Impossible is not possible,
but
Inflammable is flammable.

awful

Is everything okay? You look awful. If you died right there people wouldn’t notice the difference.

old adnanisms

before I brought back the MT blog, I had a bunch of quotes up on a page. (I hadn’t named them Adnanisms back then).

Some of them are good, some are outright cheesy (those ones aren’t really Adnanisms, of course).

Waleed asked me to put that page back up, so here it is:

Old Adnanisms Link

mad human

If a cannibal ate you, he’d have mad human disease.
Revision:
If a cow ate you, it’d have mad human disease.

sleepy

If I look sleepy while I’m talking to you, that’s only because you’re a boring person.

losers

blogging is for losers.

time

there’s no time to waste, I need to find more time to waste…

adnan: on trying too hard

if at 4th you don’t succeed, you are an idiot.

laugh

people say I have a terrible laugh,

I was kicked out of a comedy club once, for laughing too much.

election

the only thing funnier than running an election campaign is believing that you will bring about the changes that you promise…

boat

We’re both on the same boat, except my side is sinking first.

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