When the weather lady said it would be mostly sunny, she neglected to mention exactly how dark it would get.
If life was like a box of chocolates, I would have finished it by now.
In reality: reality, to me, is better than all my dreams.
Time cannot be found. It is only lost.
Where possible, I prefer truth over fiction.
I’d like to think I would have done a few things differently. For instance, I would have said, “let there be lightning,” before I would have said, “let there be light.”
Don’t take yourself too seriously, but do take yourself seriously, too.
I don’t like people liking people I don’t like.
I’m not saying that you’re not a better person than I am. I am just trying to ascertain by how much.
I’m sorry for being so non-committal, but I’d rather be right than certain.
Place us in the universe and we are microorganisms.
Rome was also never not built.
I don’t know when I am not.
The thing about falling isn’t just the pain of falling, but also the embarrassment of having fallen.
I feel like a million unicorns.
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