person 1 : you should start marketing that idea, you’d make a killing!
adnan : isn’t that what got me in jail in the first place?
Month: May 2004
stupid
being stupid is easy,
just watch me.
impossible?
In response to Adidas:
Impossible is not possible,
but
Inflammable is flammable.
awful
Is everything okay? You look awful. If you died right there people wouldn’t notice the difference.
old adnanisms
before I brought back the MT blog, I had a bunch of quotes up on a page. (I hadn’t named them Adnanisms back then).
Some of them are good, some are outright cheesy (those ones aren’t really Adnanisms, of course).
Waleed asked me to put that page back up, so here it is:
mad human
If a cannibal ate you, he’d have mad human disease.
Revision:
If a cow ate you, it’d have mad human disease.
sleepy
If I look sleepy while I’m talking to you, that’s only because you’re a boring person.