Today I helped an old lady cross the street. And then I stole her groceries and gave them to the poor. And then I stole babies from the poor and gave them to the rich. That’s three feel good stories in one. And now everyone is happy, except the old lady and the poor. But whatever, you can’t please everyone. I don’t care, I just made the world a better place.
Day: August 3, 2012
Your feelings aren’t as important to me as my feelings and I don’t even know what my feelings are.
I clicked on a link that said “plot” expecting to see a graph but instead got a storyline.