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I’m not trying to be humble, it’s a defect.

When the weather lady said it would be mostly sunny, she neglected to mention exactly how dark it would get.

If life was like a box of chocolates, I would have finished it by now.

In reality: reality, to me, is better than all my dreams.

Where possible, I prefer truth over fiction.

I’d like to think I would have done a few things differently. For instance, I would have said, “let there be lightning,” before I would have said, “let there be light.”

Don’t take yourself too seriously, but do take yourself seriously, too.

I don’t like people liking people I don’t like.

I’m not saying that you’re not a better person than I am. I am just trying to ascertain by how much.