Category: line

you were chosen to do this for a reason! although it may have been a… bad reason.

I’m continually in a mid-life crisis, because you never know when it will end.

brevity is the soul

there’s no shame in losing, the shame is in trying in the first place.

I’m speechless, but I can still make funny faces

or

I’m at a loss for words,  I’m going to find something to smack you with

good luck comes to those who are good looking

You’ll just have to learn not to be hurt by the words I say

this is too easy, there has to be a harder way

your think-tank is dripping…

We all need to get into a room, and miscommunicate.