just when you think it can’t get any worse, it gets better…
Category: line
there’s nothing awkward about silence…
good looks are for pretty people…
can’t put 2 and two together…
keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your affairs closed
curiosity killed a cat, I killed four
a slow and painful death? or a slow and painful life?
is that a cell phone ring or did someone just win a prize?
you have the eyes of the beholder
as they say, ugly people think alike