I’m not one to take a situation into my own hands, unless it falls into my lap
Category: line
awfully incredible or incredibly awful?
it’s not the size of the dog in the fight or the size of the fight in the dog, it’s the dog that lives to see another fight
a picture is worth a mini-essay
if I got a thousand dollars everytime someone said that to me, I would have three thousand five hundred dollars
you’re getting to know me, you won’t like me when you know me
my opinion is better than yours, and so are my facts
there’s two types of people here, those who’re smart, and those who think they’re smart. what do you think you are?
I’m sorry, I don’t answer rhetorical questions
you’re not as clever as I thought, and three times more stupider than I had earlier predicted