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when I say “Thank you for having listened to me”, it doesn’t necessarily mean I’m done talking

laziness is the key to avoiding bad habits

I don’t know what you’re thinking and why you’d think otherwise.

I promise not to be involved in any scandals (that don’t involve money)

the only people who search for your name on google, is you or someone with the same name

productivity – low, talkitivity – high

there is no undo button in life, but there’s definitely a redo button

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck for minimum wage?

You’ll be delighted to meet me, I know I was.

I’m sorry to inform you that you didn’t make our short-list. You would have made it, but we ran out of space on the paper.