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I can’t hear everyone all at once, or even twice.

I don’t think you understand how funny I was.

A wedding invitation is an invitation to a wedding, not an invitation to be wed.

The wolf doesn’t care if you cry wolf in the wolf’s part of town.

You should think twice before you think twice.

I want to dream a dream that’s absurd enough to share.

I don’t just call it how I see it. I call it how you should be seeing it.

There ought to be a mirror for every mask in the world.

I could care less. And I will.

I said I was keeping it real, but I didn’t say where.