contacts again…

a little exchange at work:

me: good day to you miss…
lady: what did I miss?
me: I would like you to have a good day madam…
lady: oh… hey… you look different, where are your glasses, are you wearing contacts?
me: I am indeed
lady: well, okay. you look good with the contacts.
me: thank you… you know I don’t have much of a choice, this is my face without glasses or contacts.

6 thoughts on “contacts again…”

  1. “What did I miss” ahah.

    Do you think she was trying to hit on you? You totally killed it. But also, clearly she’s more of a madam than a miss, so maybe this is a good thing.

  2. this reminds me of a similarly funny story.

    i called my registrar about renewing my domain name, etc. and the first thing the guy on the phone says is “what’s your domain name?”
    “like the wind dot ca,” i say.
    “it’s ok if you don’t want to tell me,” he says.
    “oh i’m sorry,” i reply. “did you not hear me? -”
    “no i did. i was making a joke.”

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