Author: thisduck

I’m such an ass, I need to shut up and listen

I like working on something that works

two steps ahead, but three floors below

what up’s

I’m not a good morning person, at least not in the mornings

I’m not one to take a situation into my own hands, unless it falls into my lap

awfully incredible or incredibly awful?

it’s not the size of the dog in the fight or the size of the fight in the dog, it’s the dog that lives to see another fight

a picture is worth a mini-essay

if I got a thousand dollars everytime someone said that to me, I would have three thousand five hundred dollars