Author: thisduck

This one I’m going to watch

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_bourne_supremacy/

boss: why haven’t you done your work?
adnan: the only way you can force me to work is if you stop paying me, and if you stop paying me I’ll quit.

person 1 : you should start marketing that idea, you’d make a killing!
adnan : isn’t that what got me in jail in the first place?

being stupid is easy,
just watch me.

In response to Adidas:
Impossible is not possible,
but
Inflammable is flammable.

Is everything okay? You look awful. If you died right there people wouldn’t notice the difference.

before I brought back the MT blog, I had a bunch of quotes up on a page. (I hadn’t named them Adnanisms back then).

Some of them are good, some are outright cheesy (those ones aren’t really Adnanisms, of course).

Waleed asked me to put that page back up, so here it is:

Old Adnanisms Link

If a cannibal ate you, he’d have mad human disease.
Revision:
If a cow ate you, it’d have mad human disease.

If I look sleepy while I’m talking to you, that’s only because you’re a boring person.