good jokes need no explanation, great jokes do (and so do horrible jokes).
Category: line
i think i’ve been told i’m an awful listener.
less is actually really less, but there are some who interpret it as being somewhat more than it actually really is. in short, less is more… more or less…
lies become half-truths if you get enough people to say them.
thank you for your input, you have confirmed what i had already known, that i do not value your opinion.
it’s not that there are no wrong answers, there simply aren’t any right ones.
i feel like my insult is being intelligenced.
if i put my mind to it, there’s nothing i could accomplish.
it is surprising, if you are listening, with how much clarity it can be done.
two’s company, three’s a corporation.